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		<title>The History of Burlesque</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>Probably the most exciting history lesson you&#8217;ll ever attend.</p> <p><a href="http://events.afterglowart.com/listings/the-history-of-burlesque/"></a></p></p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/history-burlesque/">The History of Burlesque</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>leave me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Aug 2012 05:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p><a href="http://www.spanking.co.uk" target="_blank"></a><br /> <br /> here.<br /> these hands instinctively stay<br /> where You tied them.<br /> tucked beneath chin,<br /> they remind me of how You threw<br /> this body to the floor<br /> and stripped it, blow by blow.<br /> for that time, i was simply Yours,<br /> laying, abandoned from myself,<br [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/leave/">leave me</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<center>here.<br />
these hands instinctively stay<br />
where You tied them.<br />
tucked beneath chin,<br />
they remind me of how You threw<br />
this body to the floor<br />
and stripped it, blow by blow.<br />
for that time, i was simply Yours,<br />
laying, abandoned from myself,<br />
i was free.<br />
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now i hide from the moment of re-dressing.</center></p>
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		<title>Erotic Meet &#8211; We Are One &#8211; PARTY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Jun 2012 00:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>Happy eek!<br /> <br /> Thank you so much to everyone who performed, donated prizes, helped on the night and came along to Erotic Meet&#8217;s first Birthday PARTY!</p> <p>I&#8217;ve been trying to write this post for some time now&#8230; There was just so much fabulous stuff happening on the night of Friday 1st June, it&#8217;s [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/erotic-meet-first-birthday-party/">Erotic Meet &#8211; We Are One &#8211; PARTY!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy eek!<br />
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Thank you so much to everyone who performed, donated prizes, helped on the night and came along to Erotic Meet&#8217;s first Birthday PARTY!<br />
<div id="attachment_6100" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 260px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Sex-with-Rose.jpg" alt="Sex with Rose" title="Sex with Rose" width="250" height="150" class="size-full wp-image-6100" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Sex with Rose won some goodies for this!</p></div><br />
I&#8217;ve been trying to write this post for some time now&#8230; There was just so much fabulous stuff happening on the night of Friday 1st June, it&#8217;s not so easy to put the celebrations into justifiable words.<br />
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We had an incredible line-up of performers &#8211; erotic poets, burlesque and cabaret stars! &#8211; each having some connection to Erotic Meet over the last year. We had an exhibition of <a href="http://www.hollyrevell.co.uk/" target="_blank">Holly Revell&#8217;s</a> erotic photography. We had the wonderful Mario of <a href="http://someoneoncetoldme.com/" target="_blank">&#8216;Someone Once Told Me&#8217;</a> capturing our unique beauty throughout the night. We had over £400.00 worth of prizes to be won. And we had 100 creative people from all over the UK and across the globe &#8211; France, Belgium, Holland, Australia &#8211; to share the night with!<br />
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For me it was a celebration of success. The success that the past year has brought individual writers and artists and the success that Erotic Meet has had in bringing these creative people together through monthly events which has led to many more successes and best of all, friendships.<br />
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And straddle me did we celebrate!<br />
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<div id="attachment_6101" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Tease-Display.jpg" alt="Tease Game" title="Tease" width="150" height="150" class="size-full wp-image-6101" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Tried, tested and loved at a previous Erotic Meet after party</p></div>The velvety cocktail bar, <a HREF="http://www.greencarnationsoho.co.uk" target="_blank">Green Carnation,</a> filled up early with friends and soon to be friends. I want to mention everyone because you all put a massive smile on my face &#8211; there&#8217;s just too many of you though so I hope you&#8217;ll accept my virtual group hug!<br />
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The first prize of many was drawn in the sexy leg circle, with one new proud owner of the game, <a href="http://teasegame.co.uk/" target="_blank">Tease.</a><br />
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After an undisclosed number of drinks and a lot of face kisses, we took to the stage. I was hosting and honestly, I was a little nervous. I&#8217;m OK in front of Erotic Meeters, whether I&#8217;ve met you yet or just about to, you&#8217;re all fabulous, accepting people that I can quite happily fall over in front of and laugh at the silly face that I pull on the way down. There was a camera crew here though and a couple of journalists and well, when it comes to talking about Erotic Meet and the performers that were about to excite the audience, I was aware that I could ramble on for hours, days even&#8230; either that or I&#8217;d just let out a squeak and sit down.<br />
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I&#8217;m not entirely sure which way I bent on the night. Not because of the wine (this time) simply because all of the acts were so, <i>so</i> hot and so much fun, anything that I might have said is a blur.<br />
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<i>Author note. Ah, just thought&#8230; thank goodness the TV crew were there to record all of my possible fuck ups.</i></p>
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<p><div id="attachment_6227" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 230px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/AnnieDressed.jpg" alt="Me dressed by Velvet Affair" title="Me dressed by Velvet Affair" width="220" height="222" class="size-full wp-image-6227" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Me, dressed by Velvet Affair</p></div> Luckily, I was wearing this gorgeous little number from <a href="<br />
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<p><div id="attachment_6193" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 329px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/The-Dragon-Kings-Daughter2.jpg" alt="The Dragon Kings Daughter" title="The Dragon Kings Daughter" width="319" height="208" class="size-full wp-image-6193" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The Dragon Kings Daughter</p></div> Moving on&#8230; The first erotic poet of the night was The Dragon Kings Daughter, the Queen of <a href="http://filthymouthsandeviltongues.com/" target="_blank">Filthy Mouths</a>, a founding member of Erotic Meet, a true talent and friend. She performed perfectly, rolling conversational speech into her poetry with ease and looked utterly gorgeous in her red corset suit!</p>
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<p><div id="attachment_6195" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 329px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-0781.jpg" alt="Ernesto Sarezale" title="Ernesto Sarezale" width="319" height="187" class="size-full wp-image-6195" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Ernesto Sarezale</p></div>The second naughty word-smith was globe trotting, award winning, Velvet Tongue host, <a href="http://sarezale.com/" target="_blank">Ernesto Sarezale.</a> He&#8217;s the gent that the TV crew were following for a programme about how to talk dirty and he was fantastic! The loveable poet led us beautifully through tales of naughtiness and composed himself and amused the audience when the &#8216;warning, please vacate the building&#8217; alarm sounded.<br />
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I blame the queen for hitting the fire alarm to jump the bar (there was a cabaret full of fabulously adorned folk in the bar upstairs &#8211; I particularly enjoyed seeing a nun wander out of our party looking confused before working out that there was another floor to the venue.)<br />
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<div id="attachment_6151" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 280px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-108.jpg" alt="More Moorita" title="More Moorita" width="270" height="228" class="size-full wp-image-6151" /><p class="wp-caption-text">More Moorita</p></div> <div id="attachment_6153" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 154px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-111.jpg" alt="More Moorita" title="More Moorita" width="144" height="270" class="size-full wp-image-6153" /><p class="wp-caption-text">More Moorita</p></div> From giggling to whooping,  <a href="http://www.facebook.com/moorita.encantada" target="_blank">More Moorita</a> took her bondage burlesque act into the crowd, teasing members of the audience to take her chain after proving that she was not a lady to be messed with! </p>
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<p><div id="attachment_6155" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 180px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-122.jpg" alt="Voodoo Fury" title="Voodoo Fury" width="170" height="290" class="size-full wp-image-6155" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Voodoo Fury</p></div>Speaking of respect, the next burlesque act to wow us was <a href="http://www.facebook.com/crawlingqueensnake" target="_blank">Voodoo Fury.</a> She is another genuinely beautiful person that I&#8217;ve had the pleasure of meeting this year and this was the first time I&#8217;d seen her perform. Stunning. She crawled onto the stage with such elegance, ripped the head of a snake, spraying the audience with glitter and wiggled her hips in such a way that left my (and I&#8217;m sure others) jaws on the floor.<br />
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<div id="attachment_6157" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 398px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-125.jpg" alt="Voodoo Fury" title="Voodoo Fury" width="388" height="259" class="size-full wp-image-6157" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Voodoo Fury</p></div></p>
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With the first half drawing to a close, we all caught up &#8211; with each other and the bar &#8211; and I wandered down to the VIP area to take a look around Holly Revell&#8217;s Erotic DARKROOM Encounters exhibition. Her work is still up for any one who has not yet seen this lady&#8217;s photography.<br />
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<div id="attachment_6209" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Holly-DR-exhibition.jpg" alt="DARKROOM Photo by Holly Revell" title="DARKROOM Photo by Holly Revell" width="500" height="380" class="size-full wp-image-6209" /><p class="wp-caption-text">DARKROOM Photo by Holly Revell</p></div></p>
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<p>The images were taken at an Erotic Meet workshop over Easter and now hang on the walls where they were taken. They&#8217;re gorgeous on so many levels. One, because they just are. Physically I mean, just beautiful to look at. Two, because it reminds me of a very sexy weekend when these were taken. Three, they come to life when viewed with a torch. So the &#8216;still&#8217; photographs almost emulate the experience of creating them, which you can find out more about <a href="http://eroticmeet.net/blogs/post/419" target="_blank">here.</a><br />
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<div id="attachment_6210" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 260px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Josh-on-Josh.jpg" alt="John on Josh below Josh by Holly" title="John on Josh below Josh by Holly" width="250" height="180" class="size-full wp-image-6210" /> <p class="wp-caption-text">John on Josh below the photo of Josh by Holly</p></div> </p>
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<p>I welcomed More Moorita back and this time, yet another unique act was revealed.<br />
I&#8217;m giving nothing away&#8230; You work it out. Then track her down and watch her perform.<br />
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<div id="attachment_6159" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-150.jpg" alt="More, More Moorita" title="More, More Moorita" width="300" height="200" class="size-full wp-image-6159" /><p class="wp-caption-text">More, More Moorita</p></div><br />
<div id="attachment_6161" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 243px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-166.jpg" alt="More, More Moorita" title="More, More Moorita" width="233" height="259" class="size-full wp-image-6161" /><p class="wp-caption-text">More, More Moorita</p></div></p>
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<div id="attachment_6162" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 269px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-170.jpg" alt="More, More Moorita" title="More, More Moorita" width="259" height="388" class="size-full wp-image-6162" /><p class="wp-caption-text">More, More Moorita</p></div>
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<p>The beautiful, talented, sweetest lady ever was next up&#8230;<br />
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Writer, Performer and Muse, specialising in Love, Light and Lust rocked it! With her sexy web related act, <a href="http://www.rubyyyjones.com/" target="_blank">Rubyyy Jones</a> had us wiggling and giggling in our seats as she did the same on stage.<br />
Love this lady!<br />
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<div id="attachment_6163" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 398px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-186.jpg" alt="Rubyyy Jones" title="Rubyyy Jones" width="388" height="259" class="size-full wp-image-6163" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Rubyyy Jones</p></div><br />
<div id="attachment_6164" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 172px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-198.jpg" alt="Rubyyy Jones" title="Rubyyy Jones" width="162" height="205" class="size-full wp-image-6164" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Rubyyy Jones</p></div></p>
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<div id="attachment_6165" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 269px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-213.jpg" alt="Rubyyy Jones" title="Rubyyy Jones" width="259" height="388" class="size-full wp-image-6165" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Rubyyy Jones</p></div>
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<p>More Moorita and Rubyyy left me in stitches when it came to drawing the prize winners!<br />
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This lot and more found very happy new owners! <div id="attachment_6244" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 316px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-026.jpg" alt="Prizes!" title="Prizes!" width="306" height="221" class="size-full wp-image-6244" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Prizes!</p></div></p>
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<p><a href="http://www.tenga-global.com/products/cup/deep_throat_cup.php" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/TENGA-Deep-Throat-Cup.jpg" title="Deep Throat Cup via TENGA Global" width="150" height="110" size-full wp-image-5869" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Deep Thorat Cup</p></div><br />
From <a href="http://www.tenga-global.com/" target="_blank">TENGA</a> &#8211; A Deep Throat Cup, 3D Polygon and 3D Module Mastubator, plus the crowd got sprayed in TENGA eggs! <a href="http://www.tenga-global.com/products/egg/index.php" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Egg-Basket-via-TENGA-Global.jpg" title="Egg Basket via TENGA Global" width="150" height="110" size-full wp-image-6033" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">TENGA Eggs</p></div></p>
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<p>A whole hamper of goodies from <a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/26529/399/478/0" target="_blank">Sex Toys UK</a> including these fought over pasties. <a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/26529/399/478/0/Body-Jewellery/Peekaboo-Stolen-Kisses-X-Pasties.asp" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Peekaboo-Stolen-Kisses-x-Pasties-via-Sex-Toys-UK.jpg" title="Peekaboo Stolen Kisses x Pasties via Sex Toys UK" width="150" height="150" size-full wp-image-6027" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Peekaboo Stolen Kisses Pasties</p></div></p>
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<p>A gorgeous hand crafted ceramic plate and art print from <a href="http://www.dupenny.com/" target="_blank">Dupenny.</a> <a href="http://www.dupenny.com/ceramic/burlesque-plates-large" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Handmade-Ceramic-Burlesque-Plate-via-Dupenny.jpg" title="Handmade Ceramic Burlesque Plate via Dupenny" width="150" height="150" size-full wp-image-6040" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Dupenny Burlesque Plate</p></div></p>
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<p>A signed and personally inscribed copy of <i>The Pet Shop</i> by <a href="http://kdgrace.co.uk/" target="_blank">K D Grace</a> <a href="http://kdgrace.co.uk/books/the-pet-shop/" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/The-Pet-Shop-by-KD-Grace.jpg" title="The Pet Shop by KD Grace" width="110" height="150" size-full wp-image-6037" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">The Pet Shop</p></div></p>
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<p>This sensual red suede whip via <a href="http://www.spanking.co.uk/" target="_blank">Spanking UK</a> <a href="http://www.spanking.co.uk/shop/lelo-sensua-suede-whip" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Lelo-Sensua-Suede-Whip-in-Red-via-Spanking-UK.jpg" title="Lelo Sensua Suede Whip in Red via Spanking UK" width="150" height="150" size-full wp-image-6036" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Lelo Suede Whip</p></div></p>
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<p>The Cupid hand carved stone dildo via <a href="http://www.justpleasure.me" target="_blank">Just Pleasure</a> <div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 210px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/The-Cupid.jpg" alt="The Cupid" title="The Cupid" width="200" height="175" class="size-full wp-image-6219" /><p class="wp-caption-text">The Cupid</p></div></p>
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<p>The Wirly Girly II donated by <a href="http://www.sh-womenstore.com/index.php?ref=17" target="_blank">Sh! Erotic Emporium</a> was presented to Sex with Rose for winning the Creative Competition <a href="http://www.sh-womenstore.com/Sex+Toys/Dildo+Delights/Sh%21+Silicone+Dildos/Wirly+Girly+Silicone+Dildos/Wirly_Girly_2_Dildo.html" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Girly-Wirly-via-Sh-Erotic-Emporium2.jpg" alt="Wirly Girly II" title="Wirly Girly II" width="150" height="150" class="size-full wp-image-6220" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Wirly Girly II</p></div></p>
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<p>Plus </a><a href="http://www.venusflytrapjewels.co.uk/" target="_blank">Venus Flytrap Jewels</a> designed and made this necklace, tie-pin and cufflinks especially for Erotic Meet. I adore them! </p>
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<p><a href="http://www.venusflytrapjewels.co.uk/" target="_blank"><div id="attachment_6220" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Devil-WOman-Cufflinks-12.jpg" title="Devil WOman Cufflinks" width="150" height="150" size-full wp-image-6040" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Devil WOman Cufflinks</p></div> <a href="http://www.venusflytrapjewels.co.uk/" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 160px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Devil-WOman-Tie-Pin-12.jpg" title="Venus Flytrapp Tie Pin" width="150" height="150" size-full wp-image-6040" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Devil WOman Tie Pin</p></div> <a href="http://www.venusflytrapjewels.co.uk/" target="_blank"><div class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 210px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Erotic-Meet-Necklace-12.jpg" title="Venus Flytrapp - Erotic Meet Necklace" width="200" height="200" size-full wp-image-6040" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">EM Necklace</p></div></p>
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And on with the show!</p>
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<p><b><a href="http://www.eastendcabaret.com" target="_blank">Eastend Cabaret</a></b> are the sexiest, funniest duo alive!<br />
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They gave us a new rendition of Erotic Meet&#8217;s favourite song, <i>Danger Wank,</i> they popped all of our ribs with <i>Ping Pong</i> and strolled into the audience where Bernadette Bryne may have flirted shamelessly &#8211; did I detect a touch of jealousy from Victor Victoria? I&#8217;m sure I heard a few notes of discomfort whilst the saw was being played&#8230; Or did I?<br />
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<div id="attachment_6140" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 360px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/bday3.jpg" alt="EastEnd Cabaret" title="EastEnd Cabaret" width="350" height="210" class="size-full wp-image-6140" /><p class="wp-caption-text">EastEnd Cabaret</p></div> <div id="attachment_6142" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 360px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/bday8.jpg" alt="EastEnd Cabaret" title="EastEnd Cabaret" width="350" height="210" class="size-full wp-image-6142" /><p class="wp-caption-text">EastEnd Cabaret</p></div></p>
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<p>If you slip through my website, you&#8217;ll see how big a fan I am of these cabaret superstars. Do check them out if you haven&#8217;t already &#8211; nothing but good stuff will come of it!</p>
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<p>And as I draw to a close, (thanks for sticking with me this far &#8211; told you there was a lot to squeeze in!) you may have noticed that none of the gorgeous faces of the guests are on shown here. This is in respect of those who work incognito, though those who had their photo&#8217;s taken by Captain Nick will be emailed their personal images&#8230; Still, here are a few sexy legs instead&#8230; There were many!<br />
<div id="attachment_6174" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 398px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-0271.jpg" alt="Erotic Meet first Birthday" title="Erotic Meet first Birthday" width="388" height="259" class="size-full wp-image-6174" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Sexy Legs!</p></div></p>
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<p><div id="attachment_6145" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 210px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/EM-Birthday-052.jpg" alt="-x-" title="-x-" width="200" height="135" class="size-full wp-image-6145" /><p class="wp-caption-text">-x-</p></div> And it didn&#8217;t end after the show, oh no&#8230; I had the whole night ahead to get squify and have fun with new and good friends. Thank you all so much for such a sexy, fabulous evening! -x-</p>
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		<title>So excited!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 May 2012 12:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>It&#8217;s tomorrow!</p> <p></p> <p>Find us at <a href="http://greencarnationsoho.co.uk/" target="_blank">Green Carnation, Soho</a> from 6pm &#8211; 2am and celebrate all things SEXY!</p> <p>Links to get you as excited as me!</p> <p><a href="http://eroticmeet.net/birthday" target="_blank">PARTY Page!</a><br /> <a href="http://eroticmeet.net/blogs/447" target="_blank">PRIZES!</a><br /> <a href="http://eroticmeet.net/event/107" target="_blank">Creative Competition!</a><br /> <a href="http://eroticmeet.net/past-events" target="_blank">Past Erotic Meet Reviews!</a><br /> <a href="http://eroticmeet.net/blogs/post/454" target="_blank">Holly Revells &#8216;One Night [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/excited-erotic-meet-birthday/">So excited!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s tomorrow!</p>
<p><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/birthday-6-red-updated.jpg" alt="" title="Erotic Meet&#039;s 1st Birthday!" width="447" height="632" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-6103" /></p>
<p>Find us at <a href="http://greencarnationsoho.co.uk/" target="_blank">Green Carnation, Soho</a> from 6pm &#8211; 2am and celebrate all things SEXY!</p>
<p>Links to get you as excited as me!</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://eroticmeet.net/birthday" target="_blank">PARTY Page!</a><br />
<a href="http://eroticmeet.net/blogs/447" target="_blank">PRIZES!</a><br />
<a href="http://eroticmeet.net/event/107" target="_blank">Creative Competition!</a><br />
<a href="http://eroticmeet.net/past-events" target="_blank">Past Erotic Meet Reviews!</a><br />
<a href="http://eroticmeet.net/blogs/post/454" target="_blank">Holly Revells &#8216;One Night Only&#8217; DARKROOM Exhibition!</a><br />
<a href="http://the22ndcatch.com/2012/05/29/erotic-meets-1st-birthday/" target="_blank">My Sexy Man being Sexy!</a><br />
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http://www.velvetaffair.co.uk/black-chemise-with-thong-camis-and-chemises-1036.html" target="_blank">My Outfit!</a><br />
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 11:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>The gin swilling duo are back in town!<br /> <br /> Here&#8217;s a bunch of links and a few of my favourite things about <a href="http://www.eastendcabaret.com" target="_blank">EastEnd Cabaret</a> just in case you somehow don&#8217;t yet know just how fucking funny and sexy Victor Victoria and Bernadette Bryne are.<br /> <br /> &#8220;After finding themselves in [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/erotic-event-chin-chin-eastend-cabaret/">Chin Chin to EastEnd Cabaret!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_5960" class="wp-caption alignright" style="width: 209px"><img src="http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/east-end-cabaret-682x10241.jpg" alt="" title="EastEnd Cabaret" width="199" height="300" class="size-full wp-image-5960" /><p class="wp-caption-text">EastEnd Cabaret at Erotic Meet&#039;s XXXmas PARTY!</p></div>The gin swilling duo are back in town!<br />
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Here&#8217;s a bunch of links and a few of my favourite things about <strong><a href="http://www.eastendcabaret.com" target="_blank">EastEnd Cabaret</a></strong> just in case you somehow don&#8217;t yet know just how fucking funny and sexy Victor Victoria and Bernadette Bryne are.<br />
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<em>&#8220;After finding themselves in London’s East End (via the Eastern Bloc) with only a suitcase of Bolshevik puppets and an accordion to their names, they did what any enterprising and narcissistic person would do, and started a cabaret show.&#8221;</em><br />
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Their story is one of adventure, mystery, love, heart ache&#8230; and gin. <a href="http://www.eastendcabaret.com/eec/Biography.html" target="_blank">Biography</a></p>
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<p><strong>Mr Little Red Book&#8217;s Guide to Good Sex &#8211; The Trotsky Tickle</strong><br />
<em>&#8220;Remember comrades, if she&#8217;s dry, she might cry.&#8221;</em><br />
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Find more educational sex positions from Mr Little Red Book, including the Fidel Fruit Bowl and the Mile High Mao here&#8230; <a href="http://www.eastendcabaret.com/eec/Mr_Little_Red_Book.html" target="_blank">Mr Little Red Book</a><br />
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<strong>Is it In Yet?</strong><br />
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There&#8217;s LOADS more to giggle over, including their series of black and white silent mini movie&#8217;s. Check out their <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/eastendcabaret" target="_blank">YouTube Page</a> and expect to get absolutely no work done today.<br />
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They&#8217;re ranked #4 for the UK&#8217;s top Comedy on <a href="http://www.reverbnation.com/eastendcabaret" target="_blank">Reverb Nation</a> where you can become a fan, check out more pics, videos and listen to even more delightful songs like &#8216;Don&#8217;t Get Raped.&#8217;<br />
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Like them on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/eastendcabaret" target="_blank">Facebook</a> and follow them on <a href="https://twitter.com/#!/eastendcabaret" target="_blank">twitter</a> too and be kept abreast of all their saucy movements&#8230;<br />
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The incredibly talented duo have me in stitches &#8211; and loosen the stitches of my ever wetter knickers&#8230; er-hum. Described as &#8216;cabaret superstars&#8217; by TimeOut and just back from winning &#8216;Best Cabaret&#8217; at this year’s Adelaide Fringe Festival, <a href="http://www.eastendcabaret.com/eec/Reviews.html" target="_blank">check out the reviews!</a></p>
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<p>We were so privaleged to have them perform for us at our XXXmas PARTY and I&#8217;m so excited that they&#8217;re returning to celebrate <a href="http://www.eroticmeet.net/birthday" target="_blank">Erotic Meet&#8217;s 1st Birthday PARTY!</a><br />
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<a href="http://www.eventbrite.co.uk/event/3457532573?ref=ebtn" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.eventbrite.co.uk/custombutton?eid=3457532573" alt="Eventbrite - Erotic Meet&#39;s 1st Birthday PARTY!" /></a><br />
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Here&#8217;s a tease of when they last visited Erotic Meet at <a href="http://greencarnationsoho.co.uk/" target="_blank">Green Carnation, Soho</a><br />
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If you can&#8217;t wait, get yourself over to London Wonderground on 24th May!<br />
When you see them, you&#8217;ll want MORE! So they&#8217;re also there on 22nd June and 26th July&#8230; Do it!</p>
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<strong>Cabaret Stars set to seduce at London Wonderground</strong><br />
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International “cabaret superstars” (Time Out London), and winners of this year’s Adelaide Fringe “Best Cabaret” award, acclaimed musical comedy duo EastEnd Cabaret are bringing their comically perverse cabaret style to the hotly-anticipated London Wonderground for three performances only.<br />
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<em>&#8220;Musically adept, marvellously funny, genuinely naughty<br />
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Direct from a ten-week tour of Australia, the character comedy duo Bernadette Byrne and Victor Victoria will begin a monthly residence at this old fashioned sideshow-inspired festival, curated by Underbelly and the Southbank Centre. The capital’s new home for circus, cabaret and variety is centered around a specially commissioned Speigeltent &#8211; the perfect setting for this deviant diva and her freakish half-man, half-woman musical accomplice.<br />
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EastEnd Cabaret’s salacious style has ensured their place at the forefront of London’s cabaret scene since their first performance only two years ago. With a potent mix of hilariously risqué original songs played on instruments from the accordion to the musical saw, they have shocked, aroused and entertained audiences across the UK, Europe and Australia, and were named one of Time Out magazine’s top ten cabaret artists of 2011.<br />
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The Revolution Will Be Sexual – their first full-length show – was the cult-hit of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2011, winning full houses and unanimous critical praise including a “Must See” accolade from The Stage, and saw EastEnd Cabaret becoming the first cabaret act to be nominated for a “Best Emerging Company” Total Theatre Award.<br />
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Featured at the Wonderground alongside the likes of Tim Minchin and punk-cabaret kings the Tiger Lillies, this debauched duo are the embodiment of London’s neo-cabaret scene; provocative, playful, and highly entertaining.</center><br />
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Listings Information -<br />
Title: EastEnd Cabaret<br />
Time: 9.30pm (60 mins)<br />
When: 24th May, 22nd June, 26th July 2012<br />
Where: Speigeltent, The London Wonderground, Southbank<br />
Price: £12.50 / £11 concession / £17.50 VIP wonder seats<br />
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<b><a href="https://pricelesslondonwonderground.co.uk/eastend-cabaret">Get your Tickets here!</a></b><br />
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<a href="http://www.eastendcabaret.com">EastEnd Cabaret official website</a></p>
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		<title>May&#8217;s Meet &#8211; A bit of a Tease!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 15:05:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>NB. Sorry for lack of links &#038; photo&#8217;s yet due to buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziness &#8211; I promise them asap.</p> <p>It was fabulous to see all of the gorgeous faces again at Erotic Meet on Friday!</p> <p>This month there were even more new folk than ever and the night felt like one of our earlier Meets, giggling and [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/mays-meets-bit-tease/">May&#8217;s Meet &#8211; A bit of a Tease!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>It was fabulous to see all of the gorgeous faces again at Erotic Meet on Friday!</p>
<p>This month there were even more new folk than ever and the night felt like one of our earlier Meets, giggling and gossiping on the sexy circle sofa.</p>
<p>The delicious Flirty Bertie plus Ishtars Revenge, along with her gorgeous friends were some of the first through the door and after reading Ishtars recently uploaded work which could spark controversial debate on the subject of consent &#8211; and after not having had the time to comment on it yet on Erotic Meet &#8211; it was refreshing to chat openly about rape in literature. It was also the perfect conversation starter for a group of mixed media professionals! </p>
<p>I had the pleasure of being intriduced for the very first time to this lot too: The HOT fire trained Red Sarah, the fun fun FUN Diva Hollywood and Steve Darling, the simply stunning Debutante Dilettante, the charming Nickajordan plus his beautiful lady, the sexy crazy sexiness that is DaddysBangGirl and yes IslandB_I_G too&#8230; And I know I&#8217;m going to miss someone and I&#8217;m only at the beginning of the night! </p>
<p>Erotic artists Fuschia and Shay Shay brought a new lovely with them too. I&#8217;m not sure what name she&#8217;d like here though so I&#8217;m going to call her &#8216;L&#8217; and &#8216;L&#8217; was the winner of some hot prizes including the game Tease &#8211; hot off the press! &#8211; and a ticket for two to the <a href="http://www.londonburlesquefest.com/" target="_blank">World Burlesque Games</a>&#8230; Tonight!</p>
<p>We also had a newbie to the stage. After a powerful performance by the man who makes my knees dirty, Friday AM and some sultry, seated and truly sexy story telling from The Artful J, the gentleman (if he is indeed a gentleman) S P Howarth aired and graced us with lots of perfectly worded filth. Innocent Loverboy was a gem as ever, he really <em>is</em> an angel disguised as a very naughty boy (or is that the other way around?) Plus to finish the set of smut on stage was the incredibly funny and yummy Ernesto Sarezale of the Velvet Tongue. Phew!</p>
<p>The prizes were drawn. A massive thank you to <a href="http://www.sh-womenstore.com/index.php?ref=17" target="_blank">Sh! Erotic Emporium</a>, to <a href="http://www.tenga-global.com/" target="_blank">TENGA Global</a>, to Chaz Royal and to Tease Matt! Oh and Domsigns, you have a collection to make <img src='http://missplayer.co.uk/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>The music went up, the banter continued and it really was so much fun to spend the night amongst so many beautiful and talented people! </p>
<p>Special thanks to the all round super stars Harper Elliot and Captain Nick for your help on the night!</p>
<p>And on to the After Party.</p>
<p>Now usually you might just sneak a few comments here and there between a bunch of us. Today I get to reveal a smidgen about&#8230; <a href="http://www.teasegame.co.uk/" target="_blank">Tease!</a></p>
<p>Tease is the game invented, designed and created by the lovely Tease Matt.</p>
<p>The night was silly and fun and rude in a good way! We took turns to wander around the board giving and taking &#8211; oo-er &#8211; dares and clothes and drinks and kisses.</p>
<p>In the words of John, who wasn&#8217;t there, it was &#8220;mega classic win awesometastic&#8221; and I think somehow he&#8217;s summed it up.</p>
<p>I also got to wear Matt&#8217;s pants and I went home with my own knickers, both of which I consider a bonus!</p>
<p>AND I got sleep! Haha, well a couple of hours there and a couple more at home which equates to my average night full and so I felt fresher than ever for the following day&#8217;s Erotic Writers Meet!</p>
<p><em>NB. Will tally up the Writers Meet asap too&#8230; Lots of lunch, great company and really useful info made for the perfect Saturday. Enjoy the night!</em></p>
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		<title>Velvet Tongue</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 18:49:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>A BIG thank you to <a href="http://sarezale.com/" target="_blank">Ernesto Sarezale</a> for hosting the Spring Velvet Tongue!<br /> <br /> The Erotic literary soiree was jam packed full of talent and flesh.<br /> <br /> <a href="http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.co.uk/" target="_blank">Read All About It!</a></p></p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/erotic-literary-soiree-velvet-tongue/">Velvet Tongue</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
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The Erotic literary soiree was jam packed full of talent and flesh.<br />
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<b><a href="http://velvettongueuk.blogspot.co.uk/" target="_blank">Read All About It!</a></b></p>
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		<title>Eva caught with the Apple of Sin</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 May 2012 06:22:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p></p> <p>Sprawled<br /> Exhausted<br /> Thorns in her spine<br /> Her gaze swallows her guilt<br /> As she stares down the Divine<br /> <br /> The greed for rebellion<br /> Still froths at her lips<br /> As the seed of Sin&#8217;s treason<br /> Fills her soft, parted hips<br /> <br /> Caught in her gluttony<br [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/rabbit-headlights-eva-caught-apple-sin/">Eva caught with the Apple of Sin</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
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<p>Sprawled<br />
Exhausted<br />
Thorns in her spine<br />
Her gaze swallows her guilt<br />
As she stares down the Divine<br />
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The greed for rebellion<br />
Still froths at her lips<br />
As the seed of Sin&#8217;s treason<br />
Fills her soft, parted hips<br />
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Caught in her gluttony<br />
She lays swollen with pride<br />
As the taste of lust seen<br />
Feeds the world&#8217;s filthy minds<br />
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		<title>Pleasure with Rebecca</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 07:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>Wow.<br /> <br /> OK. What can I say about the weekend just gone?&#160;&#160; How do I put into words everything that it encompassed, physically, mentally and dare I say it spiritually?<br /> <br /> I&#8217;m not sure I can project the essence and the outcome. &#160;&#160;Not fully because so much took place in the [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/pleasure-rebecca-lowrie-workshop/">Pleasure with Rebecca</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.<br />
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OK. What can I say about the weekend just gone?&nbsp;&nbsp; How do I put into words everything that it encompassed, physically, mentally and dare I say it spiritually?<br />
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I&#8217;m not sure I can project the essence and the outcome. &nbsp;&nbsp;Not fully because so much took place in the two days spent at <a href="http://www.rebeccalowrie.com/" target="_blank">Rebecca Lowrie&#8217;s</a> Pleasure workshop.<br />
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Of course, I&#8217;ll give it a go!</p>
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<p><strong>The Beginning &#8211; a bit of background.</strong><br />
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I met Rebecca late last year &#8211; at an <a href="http://eroticmeet.net" target="_blank">Erotic Meet</a> of course &#8211; and I was instantly drawn to her big smile. &nbsp;&nbsp;I&#8217;m not what you&#8217;d call a spiritual person, though I believe and live by much of what &#8216;spiritual people&#8217; do.&nbsp;&nbsp; I simply see it all in a logical light.&nbsp;&nbsp; So, I&#8217;ve always been intrigued by tantric practices on the level of physical discovery and expanding the mind. &nbsp;&nbsp;I&#8217;ve never been brave enough to go to any workshop though as I&#8217;ve worried about undermining people with my own beliefs or being coerced into a practice that is not true to my values.<br />
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When I met Rebecca however, straight away I could comfortably chat to her about how I felt and bless the gorgeous lady, she listened, understood and I just knew that I had found the person to teach me more about sexuality on a level that has always interested me and yet, so far passed me by.<br />
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She&#8217;s AMAZING! And my fuck is she sexy!<br />
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Again, I&#8217;m not sure my words can explain exactly what it means to find someone so genuinely kind and sexy and fun that you can simply open up to.</p>
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<p><strong>The first day</strong><br />
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Not knowing what to expect and feeling incredibly excited because I knew that whatever Rebecca had to offer on the topic of &#8216;pleasure&#8217; was going to be incredible, I found my way, along with <a href="http://the22ndcatch.com/" target="_blank">John Yossarian</a>, to the venue and was immediately welcomed with a massive hug!<br />
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There were lots of faces, some tentative &#8211; about to experience something new like myself &#8211; others were more relaxed, having been on past workshops with Rebecca and all were smiling expectantly.<br />
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After introducing ourselves I realised that I was not the only person unsure of the &#8216;spiritual connection&#8217; and as it turns out, it soon became a non-issue.&nbsp;&nbsp; No one was offended, Rebecca joked about &#8216;Woo Woo&#8217; language and in fact, the mix of people was perfect, non-threatening and we were all able to relate each exercise in our own unique way whilst translating Woo Woo into something we understood whether Woo or Woohoo.<br />
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?<br />
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Yep, me too. Sorry, I did warn you this was going to be difficult for me to explain.<br />
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Anyahoo, the first day&#8217;s exercises all brought us together as a group, teaching confidence, the beauty in diversity, self and mutual respect whilst helping us all to discover and understand boundaries.<br />
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There were times when I felt challenged by what was asked and of course, no one was asked to do anything that they did not want to do, though we were encouraged to try everything and I&#8217;m glad that I did. &nbsp;&nbsp;I was also surprised to learn at the end of the day that other&#8217;s who seemed entirely confident throughout the day were also challenged at some point. &nbsp;&nbsp;I think we all were. &nbsp;&nbsp;We all also overcame whatever it was that initially made us feel less comfortable by being able to &#8216;translate and react.&#8217;<br />
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I should say a little something at this point about Rebecca&#8217;s practice.&nbsp;&nbsp; It is based on tantra, ancient and modern. It also holds a whole host of other practices and is, I believe, a unique blend. &nbsp;&nbsp;She teaches non-gender methods of tuning and building sexuality.<br />
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This meant that some people in the group, gay and straight, found an initial flicker of conflict.&nbsp;&nbsp;However, I think, knowing that they were not alone with these thoughts, being able to tell the group, without judgement and being in the company of Rebecca, with her ease of positive nature allowed us to all become more comfortable in ourselves and with each other quickly therefore opening us up to more opportunities.<br />
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During the day, when I looked around, I noticed the beautiful differences between all of us, the way we moved, the way we each held ourselves, the way we &#8216;saw&#8217; and responded and these differences were celebrated as we took the time to learn each other.<br />
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We moved on to some simple touch during the afternoon &#8211; after a picnic which was also enlightening&#8230; and delicious.&nbsp;&nbsp; It was a time to really relax and enjoy giving and receiving pleasure without any other thoughts rumbling the brain.<br />
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On reflection, without sounding like any kind of saint of which those who know me know that I am not, I realise that I love to give pleasure.&nbsp;&nbsp; I especially take a huge amount of gratification in cock worship for example and yet often find it difficult to let go and simply lay back to receive. &nbsp;&nbsp;I forget to remember that they are probably getting just as much enjoyment from my pleasure as I am when I pleasure them. &nbsp;&nbsp;So unless I&#8217;m smothering them or I&#8217;m tied tightly, I sometimes rush my orgasm which actually stunts their indulgence as well as my own.<br />
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Lesson learned!<br />
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Now&#8230; How to describe the final exercise before the closing circle?<br />
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<b>I had the most <i>beautiful</i> orgasm!</b><br />
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No one touched me.<br />
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This is only the second time that I have cum without touch and the first that it was purposefully done.<br />
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With Rebecca&#8217;s guidance, along with her &#8216;Oh. My. Fuck. sexy noises&#8217; and those of the other people in the group, I lay in a room full of people, fully clothed with my eyes closed and my knees bent, taking time to explore my body with my mind until I squeezed an all over body orgasm right out of the center of my stomach. &nbsp;&nbsp;Yep, my pussy was growling but the orgasm came from my middle and spread throughout my body until my fingers and toes turned to claws and I exhausted myself into a mess of shaking limbs.<br />
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Fuck.<br />
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I remember laying for quite some time, listening to the aftermath of such an incredible energy, only opening my eyes for a moment to see John&#8217;s sexy smile before rolling into the most peaceful of places.<br />
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I slept very well that night.<br />
<br />
After bum sex.</p>
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<p><strong>Day two</strong><br />
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Communication between John and myself has always been blissfully open.&nbsp;&nbsp; We both work in the naughty industry. We both love everything that&#8217;s sexy and so it&#8217;s important that we can talk about our day without jealousy or any of those other ugly feelings. &nbsp;&nbsp;That&#8217;s not to say I never get jealous, of course I do, he&#8217;s fucking hot and attracts a lot of attention. &nbsp;&nbsp;Most days this makes me smile. Sometimes I&#8217;m all too human, though I know that I can tell him when I feel grr and vice versa. It&#8217;s all good.<br />
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I&#8217;m digressing. What I&#8217;m aiming to say is that we spoke about the previous day and what we thought we would be comfortable experiencing on the second day.&nbsp;&nbsp; He then made me cum within seconds, put a set of love balls up my pussy and we left to explore some more!<br />
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Rebecca had told us that the first day was the warm up for what we were all about to share. &nbsp;&nbsp;She was not fibbing. &nbsp;&nbsp;The second day can be rolled into one long, eight hour orgasm of mind, body and soul.<br />
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Thank you Rebecca -x-<br />
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I don&#8217;t want to give too much away about the actual exercises. &nbsp;&nbsp;So I won&#8217;t.&nbsp;&nbsp; I do want to tell you a bit about what they taught me because I think it&#8217;s important and everyone, in their own way, should learn or re-learn these skills. &nbsp;&nbsp;We often spend a lot of time grasping the latest technical toy, the most recent social media updates and of course discovering the yummy genital pleasure spots. &nbsp;&nbsp;This is all fucking brilliant of course, though I find we often forget to learn to &#8216;see.&#8217;<br />
<br />
The morning of the second day really re-taught me how to view the world. &nbsp;&nbsp;The people, the every day objects and activities and of course, myself.<br />
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This is something I have been aware of for many years and yet, like any skill, it requires practice and I now feel far more aware of what&#8217;s in front of me and I&#8217;ve been reminded that there is beauty in everything if you choose to look for it.</p>
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<p><center><i>&#8220;The way that we see what we see is the key;<br />
Feel the life you want to lead.&#8221;</i></center></p>
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<p>Also, one of the exercises from the first day that made me erk was repeated and I felt fabulous this time!<br />
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To confuse you a little without back ground&#8230; We then all grew extra cocks and cunts and had a dance off.<br />
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Just throwing it in there.<br />
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After another inspiring picnic where we shared ourselves on a more verbal basis we came to &#8216;pleasure in touch&#8217; and built little nests around a rug full of toys and house hold items that can be used to create a variety of sensations.<br />
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Rebecca demonstrated with Seani, or rather Seani demonstrated on Rebecca (intro: Seani &#8211; Rebecca&#8217;s glamorous assistant and the man with the cheekiest smile and happiest eyes EVER!) and we were guided through sensual to intense touch.<br />
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John and I made a concious decision to try things that we don&#8217;t usually do and bugger me I love learning his body! More than that, the connection we made without touch, without words has I&#8217;m sure intensified our passion and given it a new avenue to explore.<br />
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You want to know the dirty details?<br />
<br />
I&#8217;m sure some will spill into my poetry soon&#8230;<br />
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The day ended (yeah yeah, I know, cop out! Haha) The day ended similar to the first, only this time we were more physically and emotionally charged, we were utterly comfortable with each other and yes, this time we were allowed to touch.<br />
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Only, I chose not to.<br />
<br />
How often do I allow myself the time and have the opportunity of guidance to cum without any touching of my naughty bits?<br />
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This time, there was a longer build up and as said, it was intensified by the days activities as I lay, listening, moaning, rolling my hips.<br />
<br />
A bit of Woo Woo for you: I could feel myself being fisted by a light that came alive until it was coming out of my head and circling back up my cunt, spinning faster and faster until my head and heart pounded and my limbs contracted and once more I exploded into orgasm and collapsed in a satisfied heap without a care in the world.</p>
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<p><strong>To conclude</strong><br />
<br />
There is no conclusion. &nbsp;&nbsp;This is a continuous journey of Woo Woo word, enlightenment &#8211; logical word, self.<br />
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I cannot thank Rebecca enough for such a beautiful weekend. Her passion and kindness made it perfect. &nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you Honey! -x-<br />
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It was a weekend of pleasure not simply for the body, for the mind, for the self and for others and how I relate to the world.<br />
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I also found out that I now have even more holes to fuck!<br />
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		<title>Ann Summers Summer of Sex!</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><p>Wander into any Ann Summers this summer and you&#8217;ll hear my &#8216;posh Essex&#8217; voice in store.</p> <p><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> Thanks to <a href="http://www.moodmedia.co.uk" target="_blank">Mood Media,</a> especially the two Paul&#8217;s &#8211; I had a lot of fun recording with you guys &#8211;<br /> and to <a href="http://the22ndcatch.com/" target="_blank">John Yossarian</a> for script [...]</p><p>The post <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk/ann-summers-summer-sex-audio/">Ann Summers Summer of Sex!</a> appeared first on <a href="http://missplayer.co.uk">Miss Player</a>.</p>]]></description>
				<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wander into any Ann Summers this summer and you&#8217;ll hear my &#8216;posh Essex&#8217; voice in store.</p>
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Thanks to <b><a href="http://www.moodmedia.co.uk" target="_blank">Mood Media,</a></b> especially the two Paul&#8217;s &#8211; I had a lot of fun recording with you guys &#8211;<br />
and to <b><a href="http://the22ndcatch.com/" target="_blank">John Yossarian</a></b> for script writing and directing my level cheekiness!<br />
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