Diary of a Lonely Wife Seducer (Lisa) is the new release by Father Pharaoh, a hot American with a serious soft spot for the ladies.

Copy edited by myself, the story is the first in a series of shorts, taking you on the fast hitting, seductive adventures of Ramesses, a proud wife seducer and lover of the opposite sex.

Cocky in his ways, you’ll either love him or hate him, but either way the character of Ramesses will keep you on your toes by not only sharing his scores with you as he works his charm into another slick pussy, he also reveals his techniques to the reader!

This is a great follow up to Father Pharaoh’s previous novel, The Womaniser Game, in which men can discover the “most revolutionary method to attain irresistible manhood and seduce the women you REALLY want, like sheer instinct.”


Oh promises promises Father

Grab your kindle editions from Amazon by clicking on the pictures above and look out for future releases of The Diary of a Lonely Wife Seducer.

Share my Love and Light with the beautiful Rubyyy Jones… -x-

The secret to happiness (C) “Peanuts” by Charles M. Schulz circa 1965
From life, Charlie Brown only wants a convertible and a pond.
Then, “If it’s a nice day I can drive around in my convertible, if it’s raining it means the rain is filling my pond.”

I don’t usually go for Rabbits.  
Like my men, I don’t have a ‘type’ but they all tend to be good looking in their own style and I just find the look of the Rabbit, well, ugly.  
Fickle I am.

So after receiving the Finger Rabbit my initial thoughts were “Ah well, I’ll just leave the bathroom mirror where it is”…  Fuck Me!  The mirror came out and had to be wiped down thoroughly after use.  The settings on this pet had me squirming like a fish out of water.

The power, in comparison to other clit stims is quite something and along with the high / low intensity options, the putt putt brrr of the tease modes built my pleasure upon pleasure before tipping me over the edge, leaving my pretty pink nib all swollen and proud.

I still dislike the shape of the Rabbit but I have to say that the jumping motion of the ears only added to the whole wonderful orgasm by tickling my pussy around the areas that were getting the most attention.

One thing I will say is that the batteries were relatively short lived (though this may have more to do with me than the toy) but for such a powerful little number which remains oh so quiet this is a lame minus point.

Small enough to fit in the handbag, silent enough to be used discreetly in public places, powerful enough to maybe not be used in public places…
Ok, ignore my earlier comment – this is a gorgeous fucking toy!  -x-

Try it yourself…

Read my interview by top author, George Pappas.

20 Questions (20!) delving into my dirty little mind to reveal what inspires my work and what I hope it inspires in you…

This book is styled like no other I’ve previously read.  With two gloriously sticky stories inside, it manages to stay sensual throughout whist enticing you with some seriously naughty sex!

The plot for both Candy Cottage and The Harward Girls is revealed quickly through the setting of each chapter as opposed to the author going into depth about the background of each character and building up to the scenes that make a book fall into the erotic genre.  Cleverly, this allows it to be more than just a story of random sex scenes whilst allowing plenty of room for well, sex scenes.

And the sex is hot!  There’s a large amount of girl on girl action, threesomes, group play, elder and younger flesh boys and toys… so many toys!

Both stories focus on a young girl exploring her sexuality and an elder, well experienced woman happily embracing and teaching the pleasures of the body.  The narrative swaps between the characters and being a lady in between these two statuses, I really enjoyed re-living the excitement of sexual awakening and experimentation whilst also being able to relate to the more knowledgeable, powerful characters of Madame Bea and Ms. Harward.

The front cover of The Candy Box is relatively discreet and sleekly designed.  The images inside are not so discreet and I suggest being careful when flicking the pages in public (unless, you, like me, quite enjoy seeing the eyes of your neighbour pop open!).  They really are intense and beautiful drawings by Lara Addams. She is undoubtedly a talented artist.  My only misgiving is that, along with the written description of the characters, they are all model perfect which for me, takes a little away from the reality of the situations described.

Speaking of reality, this book is based on true life which makes it all the more fascinating and exciting.  This is explained in the prologue and also in the directors commentary at the end of each story.  I wasn’t expecting this commentary and I must admit that after The Candy Box I was unsure whether or not it added to the book, to know about the highs and lows in making the relating film.  Did it take some of the magic away from how my imagination had interpreted the story or did it add a new layer of realness?  By the end of The Harward Girls however, I was looking forward to finding out more from the director and lapped up the honesty and the clear pleasure given and received from all those involved.

There are a few typo’s within the book and occasionally I was left working out the various positions that the boys and girls got themselves into (I suppose the film could help with this).  These can be easily overlooked though as the sensuality of The Candy Box really comes alive through the characters!

I could feel their sweetness and kindness through their pleasure.

Overall, both Candy Cottage and The Harward Girls are a delicious read of pure sexual erotica!  They left me in a beautiful place in mind and slippery between the legs after each chapter and allowed me to rekindled my naughty explorative days.

Own your own;
The Candy Box and The Harward Girls – Paperback
The Candy Box – Kindle
The Harward Girls – Kindle