Hello and welcome to missplayer.co.uk

I’ve been writing since my earliest years, perched on the haystacks in Essex.

Born to Dutch blood, I’ve travelled the globe, exploring every nook and fanny, armed with pen and paints and often putting myself in uncompromising situations which have filled my head and my heart with memories of unspeakable stupidity.

I’m now all grown up and enjoy making a profession from being a creative fool.

Having written and published two books of erotic poetry based on my adventures, Living Libido Loco and Gash, I continue to write, record and perform, I’ve swapped the haystacks for the glorious mud of the UK festivals where I work hard backstage and even harder to remember the night before and when City bound, I schmooze the art scene, dip my toes into an array of incredible events and seek inspiration in every alley and dark corner in between.

You know the saying, ‘work hard, play hard?’ Well, I love it hard.  I tried sitting down once but found, unless there’s something to straddle it was really rather dull.

So instead, I choose to toy with the world of erotica, taking pleasure in writing, recording and performing my work, organising and holding events for the Erotic Meet Creative Arts community, reading and reviewing erotic literature and occasionally slipping in a sex toy kiss ‘n’ tell.

I really appreciate your feedback so please do comment and let me know what you’d like more of.

Miss Annie Player -x- Author, Artist, Poet and Tease.